WateryPhotons' blog of MoistQuanta

dangerouspoetry:

this video should come with instructions

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☁ "See you later Alligator" "In a while, crocodile"

This is most likely going to be the last time I get to check Tumblr for 4-5 days.

See ya when I see ya!

rabbitglitter:

This is how you know White people are responsible for the definitions in dictionaries. 

sixpenceee:

wrinkledough:

here’s something creepy for sixpenceee: i heard my dog panting outside my door, but then i heard her barking downstairs, and i can still hear the panting. im home alone.

kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

lostoncementtrails:

squiddious:

cheezy98151:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

there’s a word for thatimage

hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..

hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies

That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.

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untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

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sweetappletea:

lizardbirdthing:

aspergian-geek-stream:

Batfind by chochi

yES

THAT’S ADORABLE!!

sweetappletea:

lizardbirdthing:

aspergian-geek-stream:

Batfind by chochi

yES

THAT’S ADORABLE!!

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pizzaforpresident:

is it just me

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or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio

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Attention: Guys who cosplay/want to cosplay spandex-clad superheroes

relenawarcraft:

OK dinguses, here’s something that’s gonna make your life and the lives of everyone who sees you at the con so much better.

This is called a Men’s Dance Belt.

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It’s for male ballet dancers to wear under their tights. Its purpose?

TO MAKE SURE NOBODY SEES THEIR BULGE.

when I’m at a con, nothing kills a potential good superhero costume more than seeing the cosplayer’s friendly neighborhood spider-cock through the costume.

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